Ok, the “uniforms” aren’t mandatory, but I’m sure planning on wearing as much wacky hot dog gear as I can to the upcoming Hot Dog Death March on June 13.
Like this hat, of which I have ordered four:
If you, too, would like a hot dog hat, you can buy your very own here.
And if you, too, would like to join us in a few weeks as we rage against the dying of the weenie, as we throw our very bodies into the mustard-and-ketchup abyss, as we launch once more into the bratwurst breach, well, click “HDDM Vital Deets” above (it’s sorta under the pile of hot dogs, above) for all the key info.
I’ll see you there. How will you know me…?
I’ll be the one with the hat.